User Profile

I've had this journal for more than a year now, and I suppose I should fill this stuff out. I am a fat, lazy, white american male. I've studied Chinese and Japanese language and history, as well as the general religions and history of the world. I minored in English, emphasis on creative writing. I graduated from a mid-tier college on 5/16/05. I have neither ambition nor direction: People tell me this is a problem.

Other quailities:

I possessed, lost, and am in the middle of developing a heart, so in all likelihood I care about you as an individual (I just direct my misanthropy at people in groups).

I give liquefying hand and foot rubs for a modest fee (lunch usually), and even when I'm reading, I'd rather be reading.

I have the basic nerd attribute of being able to quote endlessly from things I've seen and read (+3), but unlike other social misfits with this disease, I can use it for more than cartoon gleanings.

Though mostly I don't.

Stunning as it is for someone my age with an interest in Asia, the amount of anime on my computer is equal to 0

I can play a mean guitar (mean only if you happen to be sitting in the same building with me. Otherwise it's just plain old atonal self-assault).

I'm a little broken, but some people say it adds character to the piece.